I'm now taking commissions for writing one shots. I'll write almost anything you want.

What I will write:
Slash pairings, like yuri or yaoi, are fine.
Characters from any fandom, as long as you specify what they're from so I can get a feel for them.
Your original characters, provided that you give me a char sheet or writing with them involved so I can do them justice.
Deathfics.
Grimdark fics.
Romance pairings: crossovers pairings, canon pairings, fanon pairings, pairings involving an anthropomorphic character (DonatelloxApril).
Crossovers. Those are great.
AU fics.

What I won't write:
Sex scenes. They make me cry uncontrollably.
Rape. It's fine that rape is mentioned or is antecedent action, but I won't write it.
Incest, especially if it's non-con. Cousin pairings are fine (such as Hareton Earnshaw/Catherine Heathcliff), but sibling/sibling or parent/child I will not do, even if it's canon.
Your OC with a canon character. I have limits, you know.
Stories about objects. One of my friends once asked me to write a romance between a pool ball and a cue...
Stories about real people. If you want to put in narration an exciting story that happened to you, that's fine, like maybe you visited a haunted house and talked to a ghost. I'll change names if you want. I won't write about Jeffrey Dahmer hooking up with Yoko Ono or something bizarre like that.

If you have questions, do ask. I'm sure we can work something out. If there are certain things you want in the one shot, like a quote or scene, I can do that. I consider a one shot to be less than ten pages on a Word Document.

The charge for a one shot is $2, through PayPal.